Scare Your Boss, Join A Union T-shirt
$29
Scare your boss—join a union—and watch the real monsters tremble
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Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart
UNISEX TEE & TANK
Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
WOMENS TEE
Fits a bit snug. If in between sizes, please order a size up. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.
SWEAT+HOODIE
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
PREMIUM QUALITY COTTON
We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more
ETHICS & SUSTAINABILITY
ALLRIOT products are sweatshop-free and earth-friendly. Learn more
LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
United Kingdom
• Free Shipping over £40
• Flat rate £4 — 4-8 days
United States
• Free Shipping over $80
• Flat rate $7 — 6-8 days
World (excl. the EU)
• Free Shipping over $150
• Flat rate $18 — 10-18 days
Europe
Unfortunately we no longer ship to the EU.
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SCARE YOUR BOSS – JOIN A UNION
In the dead of night, as capitalism prowls like a greedy monster hoarding wealth in its lair, we see a glimpse of hope – Unions. With rising income inequality looming like a dark shadow, it’s time to fight back against the beast that feeds off the hard work of the many, while the few grow fatter in their castles.
This Halloween tee is your battle cry against the system that exploits and devours, where corporate greed claws at the working class, leaving scraps behind. Joining a union is how you flip the script—turning the tables on the real monster lurking in the boardroom. Want to give your boss nightmares? Show them that workers united are more frightening than any Halloween horror.
So, throw on this shirt, stand tall, and remind them: when workers come together, we’re the ones with the power to haunt the halls of corporate greed.
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DELIVERY
UNITED KINGDOM
FREE SHIPPING OVER £40
4-8 days — £4
3-5 days — £4
Orders ship from UK
UNITED STATES
FREE SHIPPING OVER $80
5-9 days — $7
4-7 days — $7
Orders ship from USA
*Mystery packs ship form UK
EU
FREE SHIPPING OVER €120
8-14 days — €14
5-14 days — €14
Orders ship from UK
21% VAT applicable at checkout
WORLD
FREE SHIPPING OVER $150
10-18 days — $16
5-18 days — $16
Orders ship from UK
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