Dead Tired Of Voting For Old White Men Halloween T-shirt
£20
Braaaaains! Zombies aren’t the only ones who want brains—we want them in our presidents too. Our limited edition Halloween tee is the perfect way to say you want a presidential candidate with a pulse. Is that too much to ask?
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Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart
UNISEX TEE & TANK
Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
WOMENS TEE
Fits a bit snug. If in between sizes, please order a size up. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.
SWEAT+HOODIE
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
PREMIUM QUALITY COTTON
We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more
ETHICS & SUSTAINABILITY
ALLRIOT products are sweatshop-free and earth-friendly. Learn more
LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
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DEAD TIRED OF VOTING FOR OLD WHITE MEN
It’s official – even zombies are over it! This hilariously undead design features a fed-up, shambling zombie who’s just as exhausted by presidential elections as you are. With a tagline that bites harder than any campaign ad, it’s perfect for voters who are tired of the same old reanimated candidates shuffling onto the ballot every four years.
But wait, this election has a twist! Enter Kamala Harris—while she may be far from perfect, at least she’s a refreshing change of pace from the graveyard of old white men. Sure, there’s room for improvement, but at least she can finish a sentence without wandering off into an incoherent rant. This tee blends Halloween humour with a political punch, making it clear that we’re ready to see something new—alive, kicking, and maybe even making sense!
Wear it, and let the world know: we’re done with the undead leadership shuffle. It’s time to bring some fresh air (and maybe some functioning sentences) into the political arena!
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FREE SHIPPING OVER $80
5-9 days — $7
4-7 days — $7
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FREE SHIPPING OVER €120
8-14 days — €14
5-14 days — €14
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WORLD
FREE SHIPPING OVER $150
10-18 days — $16
5-18 days — $16
Orders ship from UK
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