Don’t Make Me Repeat Myself - History T-shirt
£20
History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce, and what better farce is there than “mAkiNG aMeRiCa GrEAt aGaiN”.
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Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
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HISTORY T-SHIRT
History has a sharp memory and a brutal sense of humour. Its refrain is clear: “Don’t make me repeat myself.” As we head into the 2024 presidential election, this message rings louder than ever. We’re faced with the prospect of Donald Trump moving back into the White House, a rerun of the same old script, with the stakes as high as ever. If history could speak, it would be shaking its head and pleading with us to break free from this disheartening déjà vu.
Trump’s brand of chaos and Kamala’s struggles to align progressive ambitions with pragmatic politics have kept us in a political Groundhog Day. The echo of past blunders, scandals, and in-fighting is almost deafening. History is glaring at us, saying: “Seriously? Haven’t we learned anything?”
Yes, the prospect of having the first ever female president is an exciting idea, and we’re here for it, we just wish she represented real change, not business as usual. So, as we approach the polls, don this t-shirt and remember: history isn’t asking politely—it’s shouting at us to make a choice that will move us forward, not backward.
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