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Capitalism Is A Death Cult T-shirt
Capitalism Is A Death Cult T-shirt
Capitalism Is A Death Cult T-shirt
Capitalism Is A Death Cult T-shirt
Capitalism Is A Death Cult T-shirt
Capitalism Is A Death Cult T-shirt
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Capitalism Is A Death Cult T-shirt

$28

(2 customer reviews)

In God We Trust Fund. Capitalism is the ultimate death cult, and the road to ruin is paved with dollar bills.
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Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart 

UNISEX TEE & TANK
Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.

 WOMENS TEE
Fits a bit snug. If in between sizes, please order a size up. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.

  SWEAT+HOODIE
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.

PREMIUM QUALITY COTTON
We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more

 

ETHICS & SUSTAINABILITY
ALLRIOT products are sweatshop-free and earth-friendly. Learn more

 

LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.

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CAPITALISM IS A DEATH CULT

Save our souls, the Almighty Dollar! Like any other religion, Capitalism requires blind faith, some books, and unquestionable loyalty. Let’s not forget justification for some of the most heinous crimes against humanity in history. This slogan t-shirt features neon-green front print and is perfect for flipping the tables on the money changers leading society down a dark and gluttonous path of predatory capitalism. Grab a tee and show everyone that Death comes for whom the opening bell tolls. Come and see! All adherents to the faith are promised exploitation, victimisation, and resource scarcity at the hands of the few, not the many.

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    LOVE THIS SHIRT. Seriously I want to wear it everyday.

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    thanks allriot for spelling it out for the masses. Could not agree more

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SIZE CHART

If you would like additional sizing info or the size you ordered didn’t quite work out, please reach out to us and we’ll get you the right size!

MEASUREMENTS IN INCHES

Premium ringspun cotton, 4.3 OZ. Regular contemporary fit. Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down. Please note that size XS tees are quite short in length.

MEASUREMENTS IN INCHES.

SizeChestLength
XS3525
S3727
M3928
L4129
XL4430
2XL4731
3XL4932

Women’s fit t-shirt • Fits true to size • Premium quality ringspun cotton • Mid-weight (4.3 oz) • Curves slightly at the waist • Falls to high-hip • Crew neck.

Measurements in inches.

SizeUK sizeChest
S6-833-35
M1035-37
L12-1439
XL14-1641
2XL16-1844

Regular unisex fit •Fits true to size • 100% Cotton • 150 GSM • Rib bound neck and armholes

Measurements in inches.

SizeChestLength
S3528
M3829
L4230
XL4631
2XL5032

Regular unisex fit • Fits true to size  • Super-soft fleece internals • Classic crewneck cut • Set-in sleeves • 280 GSM / 8.3 oz • High cotton content (80%)

Measurements in inches.

SizeChest Length
XS3425
S3626
M4027.5
L4429
XL4830
2XL5231.5
3XL5633

Regular unisex fit • Fits true to size • Classic hoodie with super-soft fleece internals • High cotton content (80%) • 280 GSM / 8.3 oz • Kangaroo pouch pocket with small hidden opening for earphone cord feed

Measurements in inches.

SizeChest Length
XS3425
S3626
M4027.5
L4429
XL4830
2XL5231
3XL5632

MEASUREMENTS IN CMs

Premium ringspun cotton, 4.3 OZ. Regular contemporary fit. Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down. Please note that size XS tees are quite short in length.

MEASUREMENTS IN CENTIMETRES.

SizeChestLength
XS8864
S9468
M10072
L10674
XL11276
2XL11878
3XL12480

Women’s fit t-shirt • Fits true to size • Premium quality ringspun cotton • Mid-weight (4.3 oz) • Curves slightly at the waist • Falls to high-hip • Crew neck.

Measurements in centimetres.

SIZEUK SIZECHEST
S6-883-89
M1090-94
L12-14100
XL14-16104
2XL16-18110

Regular unisex fit •Fits true to size • 100% Cotton • 150 GSM • Rib bound neck and armholes

Measurements in centimetres.

SizeChestLength
S8871
M9673
L10676
XL11679
2XL12681

Regular unisex fit • Fits true to size  • Super-soft fleece internals • Classic crewneck cut • Set-in sleeves • 280 GSM / 8.3 oz • High cotton content (80%)

Measurements in centimetres.

SizeChest Length
XS8663
S9266
M10270
L11273
XL12276
2XL13280
3XL14284

Regular unisex fit • Fits true to size • Classic hoodie with super-soft fleece internals • High cotton content (80%) • 280 GSM / 8.3 oz • Kangaroo pouch pocket with small hidden opening for earphone cord feed

Measurements in centimetres.

SIZECHEST LENGTH
XS8663
S9166
M10170
L11274
XL12276
2XL13279
3XL14281

HOW TO FIND YOUR PERFECT FIT

unisex-t-shirt-size-chart-how-to-measure-3

If you’re not familiar with our tees, we recommend measuring a t-shirt you already own (laid flat) and comparing its measurements to our size chart.

Please note that our chart gives “chest to fit” measurements, so if you fall between sizes, order the smaller size for a regular fit and the larger size for a looser fit.

HOW TO MEASURE YOUR CHEST CIRCUMFERENCE:
Lay the t-shirt flat and measure across the chest 1 inch below the armhole seams. Be sure to keep tape level across chest and comfortably loose. Now multiply your measurements by two to get your full chest circumference.

SIZE CHART

If you would like additional sizing info or the size you ordered didn’t quite work out, please reach out to us and we’ll get you the right size!

Measurements in inches.

  • Premium ringspun cotton, 4.3 OZ. 
  • Regular contemporary fit. Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
  • Please note that size XS tees are quite short in length.
SizeChestLength
XS3527
S3828
M4129
L4430
XL4831
2XL5232
3XL5633

Women’s fit t-shirt • Fits true to size • Premium quality ringspun cotton • Mid-weight (4.3 oz) • Curves slightly at the waist • Falls to high-hip • Crew neck.

Measurements in inches.

SIZEChestLength
S3324.5
M3525.5
L3726
XL4026.5
2XL4327

Regular unisex fit •Fits true to size • 100% Cotton • 150 GSM • Rib bound neck and armholes

Measurements in inches.

SizeChestLength
S3528
M3829
L4230
XL4631
2XL5032

Regular unisex fit • Fits true to size  • Super-soft fleece internals • Classic crewneck cut • Set-in sleeves • 280 GSM / 8.3 oz • High cotton content (80%)

Measurements in inches.

SizeChest Length
XS3425
S3626
M4027.5
L4429
XL4830
2XL5231.5
3XL5633

Regular unisex fit • Fits true to size • Classic hoodie with super-soft fleece internals • High cotton content (80%) • 280 GSM / 8.3 oz • Kangaroo pouch pocket with small hidden opening for earphone cord feed

Measurements in inches.

SizeChest Length
XS3425
S3626
M4027.5
L4429
XL4830
2XL5231
3XL5632

HOW TO FIND YOUR PERFECT FIT

unisex-t-shirt-size-chart-how-to-measure-3

If you’re not familiar with our tees, we recommend measuring a t-shirt you already own (laid flat) and comparing its measurements to our size chart.

Please note that our chart gives “chest to fit” measurements, so if you fall between sizes, order the smaller size for a regular fit and the larger size for a looser fit.

HOW TO MEASURE YOUR CHEST CIRCUMFERENCE:
Lay the t-shirt flat and measure across the chest 1 inch below the armhole seams. Be sure to keep tape level across chest and comfortably loose. Now multiply your measurements by two to get your full chest circumference.