Take Naps, Destroy Capitalism T-shirt
€26
Late-stage capitalism meets nap-stage rebellion. This cat’s got claws—and a message. One purr at a time, we’re reclaiming our time.
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Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart
UNISEX TEE & TANK
Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
WOMENS TEE
Fits a bit snug. If in between sizes, please order a size up. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.
SWEAT+HOODIE
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
PREMIUM QUALITY COTTON
We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more
ETHICS & SUSTAINABILITY
ALLRIOT products are sweatshop-free and earth-friendly. Learn more
LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
United Kingdom
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• Flat rate £4 — 4-8 days
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• Flat rate $16 — 10-18 days
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TAKE NAPS, DESTROY CAPITALISM
Even revolutionaries need rest. This t-shirt is your soft, purring middle finger to grind culture. Because let’s face it—capitalism wants you overworked, underpaid, and too tired to notice you are being exploited. But not you. You’re opting out. You’re napping through the noise and dreaming of guillotines.
Featuring a well-rested revolutionary feline who knows that burnout is a tool of oppression, this shirt is a quiet protest in soft cotton Perfect for union meetings, protest naps, or just silently judging tech bros from your blanket fort.
There’s power in stepping away, in refusing the 24/7 productivity trap. In choosing to nap, you’re rejecting the idea that your worth is tied to output. You’re restoring energy for something bigger—resistance, solidarity, change.
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UNITED KINGDOM
FREE SHIPPING OVER £40
4-8 days — £4
3-5 days — £4
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UNITED STATES
FREE SHIPPING OVER $80
5-9 days — $7
4-7 days — $7
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*Mystery packs ship form UK
EU
FREE SHIPPING OVER €120
8-20 days — €14
5-14 days — €14
Orders ship from UK
21% VAT applicable at checkout
WORLD
FREE SHIPPING OVER $150
10-18 days — $16
5-18 days — $16
Orders ship from UK
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