Keir Starmer.exe Crashed T-shirt
£20
Warning! Program “Labour.exe” has stopped working. Malware “KeirStarmer.exe” has crashed the system. To avoid system failure, retrieve “Morals.exe” from the Bin and uninstall “Neoliberalism.exe”, then delete “KeirStarmer.exe” for good and reinstall the latest version of “Jeremy Corbyn.exe” to restore faith in the Labour Party.
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Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart
UNISEX TEE & TANK
Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
WOMENS TEE
Fits a bit snug. If in between sizes, please order a size up. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.
SWEAT+HOODIE
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
PREMIUM QUALITY COTTON
We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more
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ALLRIOT products are sweatshop-free and earth-friendly. Learn more
LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
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KEIR STARMER MUST GO
Isn’t it wild that the current Labour leadership looked at the Tory party and went “That looks good, let’s be just like that but with red coloured leaflets.” Left wing voters barely have any representation in Parliament anymore, yet we are still expected to vote Labour. Just because.
If Labour wins, we still lose. Lose hope, lose a chance to fight a fairer society, the one where our so called leaders don’t actively support war crimes. It’s not right, and we shouldn’t be forced to eat this shit sandwich.
Don’t you just love elections? Every 4 to 5 years, the most vile and dishonest people in the country compete to win a popularity contest, and we have no choice but to vote for one or the other. This humorous election t-shirt makes a valid point: it’s time to think outside the ballot box because Neoliberalism will crash the Labour Party faster than Keir Starmer can say “I support carpet bombing civilians.”
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