ATAB - All Tories Are Bastards T-shirt
£20
All Tories are bastards. Yes, all of them. Put out a little “public broadcast” for those still buying into the lie.
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Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart
UNISEX TEE & TANK
Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
WOMENS TEE
Fits a bit snug. If in between sizes, please order a size up. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.
SWEAT+HOODIE
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
PREMIUM QUALITY COTTON
We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more
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LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
United Kingdom
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• Flat rate £3 — 5-8 days
United States
• Free Shipping over $90
• Flat rate $7 — 6-8 days
• Mystery packs: $14
World (excl. the EU)
• Free Shipping over $150
• Flat rate $18 — 8-16 days
Europe
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ATAB – ALL TORIES ARE BASTARDS
Oh, the Abhorrer! Tories are supposedly Conservatives, but of what? Morals, dignity, and courage? The Blues have been running this country into ruin over the last eight years, with multiple prime ministers cocking up their respective governments with Brexit, economic crises, inequality, and poorly executed (dance floor) shuffles. What’s their solution? Smooth over real issues with tax cuts for the rich and trickle-down economics for the rest. This anti-Tory slogan t-shirt features remixed slogan against Conservative cronyism. Perfect for those of us who are in full Trigger-the-Tory mode. Get yours and tell the next head on the Hydra that the ruse is up.
DELIVERY
UNITED KINGDOM
FREE SHIPPING OVER £40
Flat rate 4-8 days: £2
All orders ship from UK
UNITED STATES
FREE SHIPPING OVER $90
Flat rate 6-8 days : $7
Clothing, jewellery, posters and stickers ship from USA
Flat rate 10-18 days : $14
Mystery packs ship from UK
WORLD (Excl. EU)
FREE SHIPPING OVER $150
Flat rate 10-18 days : $18
Orders ship from USA or UK
EUROPE
Unfortunately we no longer ship to the EU. We hope this is temporary so please stay tuned.
The fit is true to size (I ordered a size up for a more relaxed fit and it’s exactly what I was hoping for) and the quality is excellent
Exactly as portrayed. This was a gift and was very well received