Hate Trump T-shirt
£20
Patient Name: Concerned Citizen.
Common Symptoms: sudden onset of eye-rolling, climate change-induced anxiety and uncontrollable urge to fact-check relatives at Thanksgiving.
Treatment: Wearing an anti-Trump t-shirt in public is guaranteed to make you feel a bit better. Reapply as needed, especially around family or political gatherings.
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Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart
UNISEX TEE & TANK
Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
WOMENS TEE
Fits a bit snug. If in between sizes, please order a size up. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.
SWEAT+HOODIE
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
PREMIUM QUALITY COTTON
We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more
ETHICS & SUSTAINABILITY
ALLRIOT products are sweatshop-free and earth-friendly. Learn more
LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
United Kingdom
• Free Shipping over £40
• Flat rate £4 — 4-8 days
United States
• Free Shipping over $80
• Flat rate $7 — 6-8 days
World (excl. the EU)
• Free Shipping over $150
• Flat rate $18 — 10-18 days
Europe
Unfortunately we no longer ship to the EU.
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Returns are free for UK & US customers. Exchanges are free for everyone.
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I GOOGLED MY SYMPTOMS… T-SHIRT
Experiencing unexplainable bouts of rage? High inflation? Crony capitalism? Dying environments? Dr. Marx would like to see you now.
Patient Case File: Symptoms include low-wage frustration, inflation-induced migraines, and prolonged exposure to climate change anxiety. After careful analysis, your doctor has determined that it’s not just stress—it’s a full-blown case of Trump-induced socio-economic fatigue.
Prescription: Wear an Anti-Trump t-shirt—a potent remedy for all who feel the strain of a broken system. Perfect for everyday wear, it keeps symptoms in check while signalling your dissatisfaction with bloated billionaires and exploitative policies. Side effects may include knowing glances from fellow patients, spontaneous high-fives, and the occasional smirk from those who share your diagnosis.
If symptoms persist, taking a break from social media is highly recommended. And don’t forget about self-care, this sucker of a disease is going to take about four years to clear.
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FREE SHIPPING OVER £40
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UNITED STATES
FREE SHIPPING OVER $80
5-9 days — $7
4-7 days — $7
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*Mystery packs ship form UK
EU
FREE SHIPPING OVER €120
8-14 days — €14
5-14 days — €14
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21% VAT applicable at checkout
WORLD
FREE SHIPPING OVER $150
10-18 days — $16
5-18 days — $16
Orders ship from UK
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