Get In Loser, We’re Joining The Green Party T-shirt
£20
Get in, loser — the Green Party’s growth spurt is wilder than a neglected allotment, and yes, there’s room in the van.
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GET IN LOSER, WE’RE JOINING THE GREEN PARTY
The van rolls in like it’s late to its own revolution, paint chipped, radio humming something hopeful. The slogan cracks a grin. Get in, loser, because the Green Party is outgrowing the mainstream like a weed through concrete. This tee catches that moment, the frustration of being told to rinse your yoghurt pots while ExxonMobil sets half the horizon alight. The van’s packed with people who figured out that a one percent tax on assets over ten million hits the Duke of Westminster, not your nan’s pension tin. It’s Mean Girls meme energy with policy strapped in, a little chaotic in the best way.
You wear it when your mate starts going on about doing our bit, like we didn’t already do our bit while corporations siphoned off the future. You wear it when the rent crisis and the climate crisis blur together because Polanski’s right, they’re the same storm in different coats.
You’ve already joined the bandwagon, so tell your friends: get in, loser. The Greens jumped from four MPs to the fastest-growing movement in years. Not a trend. Not a moment. A trip of a lifetime with spare seats.
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