Karl Marx Told You So T-shirt
$28
Introducing the updated version of our Karl Marx t-shirt. If only the Great Nostradamus of socio-political revolution could take a pause from his deep sleep and see what the world has become.
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Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart
UNISEX TEE & TANK
Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
WOMENS TEE
Fits a bit snug. If in between sizes, please order a size up. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.
SWEAT+HOODIE
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
PREMIUM QUALITY COTTON
We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more
ETHICS & SUSTAINABILITY
ALLRIOT products are sweatshop-free and earth-friendly. Learn more
LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
United Kingdom
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• Flat rate £3 — 5-8 days
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• Free Shipping over $90
• Flat rate $7 — 6-8 days
• Mystery packs: $14
World (excl. the EU)
• Free Shipping over $150
• Flat rate $18 — 8-16 days
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KARL MARX T-SHIRT
The Communist Manifesto still rings true today: the class struggle is real.
If only the Great Nostradamus of socio-political revolution could take a pause from his deep sleep and see what the world has become. Karl Marx accurately predicted our current crises to the letter, and now the Keynesian chickens are coming home to roost. Remember, comrades: you have nothing to lose but your chains.
As part of our “Thought Criminals” lineup, this witty marxist t-shirt is dedicated to the man with the 5-year plan and features an engraving-style print of his smug mug. If only the Economists of Rabocheye Dyelo had quit bullshitting and realised what was to be done, we could have had Socialism instead of the scraps.
DELIVERY
UNITED KINGDOM
FREE SHIPPING OVER £40
Flat rate 4-8 days: £2
All orders ship from UK
UNITED STATES
FREE SHIPPING OVER $90
Flat rate 6-8 days : $7
Clothing, jewellery, posters and stickers ship from USA
Flat rate 10-18 days : $14
Mystery packs ship from UK
WORLD (Excl. EU)
FREE SHIPPING OVER $150
Flat rate 10-18 days : $18
Orders ship from USA or UK
EUROPE
Unfortunately we no longer ship to the EU. We hope this is temporary so please stay tuned.
My husband really liked this tshirt, thank you!
Karl Marx print is sticky
Shirt arrived beautifully printed and in good time. We’re thrilled with our purchase!
Good quality, fast service. Would buy again before the revolution.
(Karl) Marx out of five = five! Perfect :ok_hand::type_1_2: