Regression of Man Barcode T-shirt
£20
Homo Sapiens, start your engines. It’s a race to the bottom from here.
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Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart
UNISEX TEE & TANK
Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
WOMENS TEE
Fits a bit snug. If in between sizes, please order a size up. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.
SWEAT+HOODIE
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
PREMIUM QUALITY COTTON
We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more
ETHICS & SUSTAINABILITY
ALLRIOT products are sweatshop-free and earth-friendly. Learn more
LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
United Kingdom
• Free Shipping over £40
• Flat rate £3 — 5-8 days
United States
• Free Shipping over $80
• Flat rate $7 — 6-8 days
• Mystery packs: $14
World (excl. the EU)
• Free Shipping over $150
• Flat rate $18 — 8-16 days
Europe
Unfortunately we no longer ship to the EU.
Please visit our Delivery page for more details.
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BARCODE T-SHIRT – MARCH OF PROGRESS
In the wrong hands, technological progress can become sociological regression. The dawn of your transhumanist dystopia is here. The 2045 project is almost complete and you are the oil of our great malevolent machine. Eat. Sleep. Work. Worship. Obey. Brainwash. Rinse. Repeat. What a pity…
Crafted in premium quality ringspun cotton, the otherwise stripped-back black and white t-shirt is accented with a simple monochromatic stencil-like print of the March of Progress parody. Never forget, for the penalty is steep: The elite will become mechanical gods. The rest will become automated numbers.
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DELIVERY
UNITED KINGDOM
FREE SHIPPING OVER £40
Flat rate 4-8 days: £2
All orders ship from UK
UNITED STATES
FREE SHIPPING OVER $80
Flat rate 6-8 days : $7
Clothing, jewellery, posters and stickers ship from USA
Flat rate 10-18 days : $14
Mystery packs ship from UK
WORLD (Excl. EU)
FREE SHIPPING OVER $150
Flat rate 10-18 days : $18
Orders ship from USA or UK
EUROPE
Unfortunately we no longer ship to the EU. We hope this is temporary so please stay tuned.
I Love this shirt! It speaks volumes. I’m keeping an eye on this site because I can’t wait to see new designs.
And has to return one item which was handled without any problem.
Delivery too long. T-shirt is good quality
Get’s a good laugh on Zoom calls. And is very much to the point!
Trying to avoid amazon at all costs. Happy to report that my search for perfect graphic tees is over.