Houston We Are the Problem T-shirt
£28
When you drop bombs to get your way, you’re simply dropping the ball.
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Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart
UNISEX TEE & TANK
Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
WOMENS TEE
Fits a bit snug. If in between sizes, please order a size up. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.
SWEAT+HOODIE
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
PREMIUM QUALITY COTTON
We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more
ETHICS & SUSTAINABILITY
ALLRIOT products are sweatshop-free and earth-friendly. Learn more
LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
United Kingdom
• Free Shipping over £40
• Flat rate £3 — 5-8 days
United States
• Free Shipping over $90
• Flat rate $7 — 6-8 days
• Mystery packs: $14
World (excl. the EU)
• Free Shipping over $150
• Flat rate $18 — 8-16 days
Europe
Unfortunately we no longer ship to the EU.
Please visit our Delivery page for more details.
We’re so sure that you’re going to love your purchase that we’re offering 365-day returns on everything in store. Simply return your unworn merchandise within 365 days for a full refund.
Returns are free for UK & US customers. Exchanges are free for everyone.
To learn more or to make a return, please visit our Returns page.
HOUSTON, WE ARE THE PROBLEM
With a record losing streak since WWII, the American-led FUKUS Axis has engaged in geopolitical Bedlam with nothing to show for it. Not only is the Pentagon getting its ass spanked in a global fashion, with Vietnam, Iran, Russia, China and others passing the paddle, its “humanitarian interventions” (doublespeak for imperialist agendas) has created a 700 billion USD a year black hole in its annual mandatory budget and slowly alienated itself from its allies.
Our T-shirt features large jersey print of Planet Earth’s favourite Sad Sack.
DELIVERY
UNITED KINGDOM
FREE SHIPPING OVER £40
Flat rate 4-8 days: £2
All orders ship from UK
UNITED STATES
FREE SHIPPING OVER $90
Flat rate 6-8 days : $7
Clothing, jewellery, posters and stickers ship from USA
Flat rate 10-18 days : $14
Mystery packs ship from UK
WORLD (Excl. EU)
FREE SHIPPING OVER $150
Flat rate 10-18 days : $18
Orders ship from USA or UK
EUROPE
Unfortunately we no longer ship to the EU. We hope this is temporary so please stay tuned.
Hey guys, I’ve written a few times but it seems the order is lost? Not sure, still waiting…
i absolutely love my tshirt. It allows me to wear my beliefs, my passions for all to see. The quality of tshirts is first class and it’s great knowing that the manufacturing is moral is amazing.
all good bro
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I love that these shirts are subtle but pack a punch at he same time. Like a delicate balance of nuance and action. Will buy more as soon as I can.