Class War > Culture War T-shirt
£20
Divide, distract, repeat. While we’re arguing over pronouns, they’re hoarding the wealth. It’s time to ignore the propaganda and fight the real enemy (spoiler: it’s not drag queens, books, or penguins).
FIT: True to size • Updated unisex cut • Lightly tailored without feeling snug
FIT: Slim fit • Size up if in between sizes • Shaped waistline • Falls to high-hip
FIT: True to size • Updated unisex cut • Lightly tailored without feeling snug
FIT: True to size • Updated unisex cut • Lightly tailored without feeling snug
FIT: Regular, slightly boxy fit
FIT: Regular, slightly boxy fit
FIT: True to size • Updated unisex cut • Lightly tailored without feeling snug
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Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart
Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
Fits a bit snug. If in between sizes, please order a size up. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
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We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more
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Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
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ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION?
CLASS WARFARE IS IN SESSION
Divide, distract, repeat. That’s the playbook—and it’s working. While we’re fed a 24/7 stream of outrage about pronouns and drag shows, the ultra-rich are quietly consolidating power and hoarding unimaginable wealth. Every headline designed to rile you up is one less moment spent questioning why billionaires exist in a world where people still ration insulin and work three jobs to survive.
This class-conscious tee is a reminder to tune out the noise and zero in on the real enemy: a rigged economic system built to benefit the few while the rest of us fight over crumbs. Culture wars are the smoke; class war is the fire. Whether you wear it to a protest, the pub, or just to piss off your least favourite uncle, this shirt cuts through the noise with a message that matters.
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