Alien Jesus T-shirt
£20
Turning water into wine. Feeding the hungry with fish and bread. Alien Jesus can work miracles with his Replicator.
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Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart
UNISEX TEE & TANK
Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
WOMENS TEE
Fits a bit snug. If in between sizes, please order a size up. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.
SWEAT+HOODIE
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
PREMIUM QUALITY COTTON
We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more
ETHICS & SUSTAINABILITY
ALLRIOT products are sweatshop-free and earth-friendly. Learn more
LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
United Kingdom
• Free Shipping over £40
• Flat rate £4 — 4-8 days
United States
• Free Shipping over $80
• Flat rate $7 — 5-9 days
World
• Free Shipping over $150
• Flat rate $16 — 10-18 days
Europe
• Free Shipping over €120
• Flat rate €14 — 8-20 days
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ALIEN JESUS T-SHIRT
Rumor has it that aliens have been watching us from afar and began to loathe our self-destructive ways. To help humanity catch up with the rest of the interstellar community, a young farm maiden named Mary was kidnapped, given a good space rooting, and returned back to farmstead in Bethlehem without raising an eyebrow from Joseph.
Nine months later, Alien Jesus was born from a VIRGIN birth (short for Vaginally Inserted Rapid-Gestation INtercourse). Ingrained with the ancient truths of 5th dimensional beings, Alien Jesus began to spread his gospel of truth, love, light, and advanced technologies. Amen.
REVIEWS
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DELIVERY
UNITED KINGDOM
FREE SHIPPING OVER £40
4-8 days — £4
3-5 days — £4
Orders ship from UK
UNITED STATES
FREE SHIPPING OVER $80
5-9 days — $7
4-7 days — $7
Orders ship from USA
*Mystery packs ship form UK
EU
FREE SHIPPING OVER €120
8-20 days — €14
5-14 days — €14
Orders ship from UK
21% VAT applicable at checkout
WORLD
FREE SHIPPING OVER $150
10-18 days — $16
5-18 days — $16
Orders ship from UK
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