US Oil Wars T-shirt
$28
My skin was so oily, I was afraid the US would invade it next.
|
|
|
White
|
|
XS
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
|
Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart
UNISEX TEE & TANK
Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
WOMENS TEE
Fits a bit snug. If in between sizes, please order a size up. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.
SWEAT+HOODIE
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
PREMIUM QUALITY COTTON
We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more
ETHICS & SUSTAINABILITY
ALLRIOT products are sweatshop-free and earth-friendly. Learn more
LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
United Kingdom
• Free Shipping over £40
• Flat rate £3 — 5-8 days
United States
• Free Shipping over $90
• Flat rate $7 — 6-8 days
• Mystery packs: $14
World (excl. the EU)
• Free Shipping over $150
• Flat rate $18 — 8-16 days
Europe
Unfortunately we no longer ship to the EU.
Please visit our Delivery page for more details.
We’re so sure that you’re going to love your purchase that we’re offering 365-day returns on everything in store. Simply return your unworn merchandise within 365 days for a full refund.
Returns are free for UK & US customers. Exchanges are free for everyone.
To learn more or to make a return, please visit our Returns page.
IMPERIALISM IS CAPITALISM AT GUNPOINT
Our classic Allriot tee is a healthy mixture of Roy Lichtenstein, political satire and the Petrodollar.
Imperialism is capitalism at gunpoint. To the Empire, the entire world is open for business, and it’s a fire sale. The military are yesterday’s Viking hordes. Patriarchs have become evangelistic neocons on Capitol Hill, and mercantilists have switched rosters to companies such as Goldman Sachs, Halliburton, Shell, and BP.
If your country has oil, it’s got problems, and they will most likely be state-sponsored ones with a money trail leading back to Washington. Our t-shirt features a humorous Pop Art print of an ironic reality: lock up your Motherland. If she’s bleeding black, ‘Muricah’s gonna give her a dose of democracy.
DELIVERY
UNITED KINGDOM
FREE SHIPPING OVER £40
Flat rate 4-8 days: £2
All orders ship from UK
UNITED STATES
FREE SHIPPING OVER $90
Flat rate 6-8 days : $7
Clothing, jewellery, posters and stickers ship from USA
Flat rate 10-18 days : $14
Mystery packs ship from UK
WORLD (Excl. EU)
FREE SHIPPING OVER $150
Flat rate 10-18 days : $18
Orders ship from USA or UK
EUROPE
Unfortunately we no longer ship to the EU. We hope this is temporary so please stay tuned.
Really good quality and print
US Oil Wars T-shirt
US Oil Wars T-shirt
So taday I discovered that all these shirs were designed by one person. Mad props for your creativity!
Never underestimate the power of a t-shirt when it comes to social interactions. Just had an awesome discussion with someone who loved my tee. Good times!