I Eat Pussy To Feel Closer To God T-shirt
£20
Sacrilegious to some, sacred to others. Either way, it’s none of your business.
Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart
UNISEX TEE & TANK
Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
WOMENS TEE
Fits a bit snug. If in between sizes, please order a size up. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.
SWEAT+HOODIE
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
PREMIUM QUALITY COTTON
We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more
ETHICS & SUSTAINABILITY
ALLRIOT products are sweatshop-free and earth-friendly. Learn more
LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
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• Flat rate £4 — 4-8 days
United States
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• Flat rate $7 — 6-10 days
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• Free Shipping over $150
• Flat rate $16 — 10-18 days
Europe
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• Flat rate €16 — 12-24 days
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QUEER. SPIRITUAL. UNAPOLOGETIC.
Worship doesn’t always happen in churches.
Some things are sacred. Desire. Joy. The right to love who you love—and say it out loud. This t-shirt isn’t trying to be polite. It’s a sharp-tongued, queer affirmation in a world still uncomfortable with queer pleasure. It isn’t a shock statement for the sake of it—it’s about reclaiming agency, celebrating lesbian sexuality, rejecting shame and honouring the holy rage that comes with generations of being told to stay quiet, stay decent, stay invisible.. It’s about pushing back against respectability politics and the sanitization of queer identity for mass approval.
It’s loud, maybe even blasphemous to some—but that’s the point. Pride wasn’t built on being palatable.
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UNITED KINGDOM
FREE SHIPPING OVER £40
4-8 days — £4
3-6 days — £4
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UNITED STATES
FREE SHIPPING OVER $100
6-10 days — $7
4-8 days — $7
Orders ship from USA
*Mystery packs ship form UK
EU
FREE SHIPPING OVER €150
12-24 days — €16
5-14 days — €16
Orders ship from UK
21% VAT applicable at checkout
WORLD
FREE SHIPPING OVER $150
10-18 days — $16
5-18 days — $16
Orders ship from UK
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