Tories How Do I Despise Thee T-shirt
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Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart
UNISEX TEE & TANK
Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
WOMENS TEE
Fits a bit snug. If in between sizes, please order a size up. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.
SWEAT+HOODIE
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
PREMIUM QUALITY COTTON
We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more
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ALLRIOT products are sweatshop-free and earth-friendly. Learn more
LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
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TORIES, HOW DO I DESPISE THEE, LET ME COUNT THE WAYS
This poetic statement is a bold expression of discontent, channeling the fiery spirit of rage against the Tory regime. The quote, a play on Elizabeth Barrett Browning’s famous sonnet, serves as a defiant call to action, a litany of grievances aimed at the Conservative government. It’s a battle cry for those who believe that the powers-that-be must be held accountable for UK’s economic stagnation.
This declaration doesn’t just hint at discontent; it rages against it. It’s a manifesto for those who refuse to be complacent, who demand transparency, social justice, and a government that serves the people. Like graffiti on the walls of an establishment stronghold, it’s a symbol of political rebellion and a call for radical change.
The “Tories, How Do I Despise Thee, Let Me Count the Ways” t-shirt is a symbol of unapologetic dissent, a testament to the power of public critique, and a call to engage in the passionate, gritty arena of political activism. It urges individuals to rise up, to stand against policies they disagree with, and to voice their discontent in a world where political accountability should never be compromised.
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