Fuck Instagram Marry Books Kill AI T-shirt
£20
Algorithms distract. Books connect. AI pretends to care. In this game of fuck, marry, kill, the there is no win-win.
Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart
UNISEX TEE & TANK
Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
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Fits a bit snug. If in between sizes, please order a size up. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.
SWEAT+HOODIE
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
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We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more
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Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
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Big Tech wants your eyes, your data, your dopamine. Endless scrolling, engineered outrage, and a hollow sense of connection that evaporates the second the screen goes dark. Instagram doesn’t know you. It measures you. Optimizes you. Flattens your curiosity into clicks and your worth into engagement. It feeds on insecurity, speeds you up, and calls it “community” while selling your attention to the highest bidder.
Books do the opposite. They slow you down. They demand presence. They give you other minds, other lives, and the uncomfortable gift of thinking for yourself. This is a values choice. Scroll or substance. Algorithm or imagination. A soulless tech empire built on extraction, or a culture built on depth, care, and shared understanding.
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