Orcas for President ‘24 T-shirt
£20
Make waves with the smartest choice in 2024, because when it comes to navigating tricky waters, no one does it better than the Orcas!
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Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart
UNISEX TEE & TANK
Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
WOMENS TEE
Fits a bit snug. If in between sizes, please order a size up. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.
SWEAT+HOODIE
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
PREMIUM QUALITY COTTON
We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more
ETHICS & SUSTAINABILITY
ALLRIOT products are sweatshop-free and earth-friendly. Learn more
LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
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Ready for a sea change in leadership? Perhaps it’s time to consider an unconventional candidate for the highest office: the orca. Known for their exceptional intelligence and intricate social structures, yacht-sinking orcas demonstrate qualities that could bring a refreshing change to leadership in the United States. Their cognitive abilities far surpass those of certain presidential candidates, showcasing a level of problem-solving and strategic thinking that Donald Trump could only dream of.
Orcas have a profound sense of justice that is both fascinating and instructive. They exhibit remarkable problem-solving skills and a keen understanding of their environment, using these attributes to protect their habitat from unwelcome intruders. Fuck them boats, they say, and rightly so. The orcas demonstrate a sophisticated sense of morality and a deep-rooted respect for their ecosystems—traits that the majority of presidential candidates sorely lack.
Don this humorous political campaign t-shirt and watch the tides turn in favour of smart, decisive action. Use it to draw attention to the ways and customs of these remarkable creatures, and what they might teach us about leading with integrity and purpose.
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