In the Beginning Man Created God
$28
In the beginning, there was the word, and the word was… without a response, and the word was… absolutely confused…
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Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart
UNISEX TEE & TANK
Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
WOMENS TEE
Fits a bit snug. If in between sizes, please order a size up. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.
SWEAT+HOODIE
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
PREMIUM QUALITY COTTON
We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more
ETHICS & SUSTAINABILITY
ALLRIOT products are sweatshop-free and earth-friendly. Learn more
LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
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IN THE BEGINNING MAN CREATED GOD
Just who’s behind the wheel in our mad, mad universe, anyways? No one is really sure these days, especially with all the war, chaos, and orange hair on both sides of the Atlantic.
If inbred megalomaniacs aren’t enough to challenge the makeup of Divine order, then certainly our grey matter can challenge one of civilisation’s oldest rhetorical questions. Our tee features front print and offers a cheeky take on humanity’s longest-running epistemic enquiries. Put it out there with ALLRIOT.
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UNITED KINGDOM
FREE SHIPPING OVER £40
Flat rate 4-8 days: £2
All orders ship from UK
UNITED STATES
FREE SHIPPING OVER $90
Flat rate 6-8 days : $7
Clothing, jewellery, posters and stickers ship from USA
Flat rate 10-18 days : $14
Mystery packs ship from UK
WORLD (Excl. EU)
FREE SHIPPING OVER $150
Flat rate 10-18 days : $18
Orders ship from USA or UK
EUROPE
Unfortunately we no longer ship to the EU. We hope this is temporary so please stay tuned.
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Not just another slogan t-shirt. Actually looks cool on. I wish the print was positioned higher though.
Planning to wear this to dinner with the in-laws {insert devil emoji}
Nice, thin (but sturdy feeling) fabric which is good for a black shirt in the summer. The tightness around my biceps is flattering, but I wish the fit was more aligned with what I typically encounter in an XL shirt. If you’re thin and looking for baggy clothes I suspect the fit is fine though.
Good t-shirt, good fit
Soft and gorgeous. Getting lots of compliments on it!