Oh Man! Alien Facepalm T-shirt
£20
Overfished oceans, deforestation, fossil fuel pollution, wars, corrupt politicians, pre-peeled bananas in plastic packaging, the Kardashians… Why would the aliens want to talk to us?
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Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart
UNISEX TEE & TANK
Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
WOMENS TEE
Fits a bit snug. If in between sizes, please order a size up. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.
SWEAT+HOODIE
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
PREMIUM QUALITY COTTON
We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more
ETHICS & SUSTAINABILITY
ALLRIOT products are sweatshop-free and earth-friendly. Learn more
LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
United Kingdom
• Free Shipping over £40
• Flat rate £3 — 5-8 days
United States
• Free Shipping over $80
• Flat rate $7 — 6-8 days
• Mystery packs: $14
World (excl. the EU)
• Free Shipping over $150
• Flat rate $18 — 8-16 days
Europe
Unfortunately we no longer ship to the EU.
Please visit our Delivery page for more details.
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“OH MAN!” ALIEN FACEPALM T-SHIRT
Intelligent life in the cosmos is more clever than we realise. In fact, it’s clever enough to love its interstellar neighbours from a distance. If you were a fifth-dimensional being watching Earth from afar, what would you say about the Terra Firma shitshow unfolding one cock-up at a time? ALLRIOT’s latest creation features humorous graphic with a sarky message to our human overlords to clean up their act, because the whole Universe – not just the world – is watching in disbelief. At this point, if we get abducted by aliens, it’s no longer an abduction, it’s a rescue mission. Grab this alien t-shirt for a rally, philosophical chat, or to stir up some good conversation with your favourite sentient bipedal acquaintances.
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DELIVERY
UNITED KINGDOM
FREE SHIPPING OVER £40
Flat rate 4-8 days: £2
All orders ship from UK
UNITED STATES
FREE SHIPPING OVER $80
Flat rate 6-8 days : $7
Clothing, jewellery, posters and stickers ship from USA
Flat rate 10-18 days : $14
Mystery packs ship from UK
WORLD (Excl. EU)
FREE SHIPPING OVER $150
Flat rate 10-18 days : $18
Orders ship from USA or UK
EUROPE
Unfortunately we no longer ship to the EU. We hope this is temporary so please stay tuned.
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