White House Psycho Ward T-shirt
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WHITE HOUSE PSYCHO WARD T-SHIRT
If America’s ancestors knew that building a City on a Hill would lead to Capitol Hill, they would have pulled out of Plymouth and made amends with King Henry VIII centuries ago. In the United (Deep) States, the patients are running the asylum, and all the nurses are conveniently off duty. When ‘free and democratic’ produces the world’s largest military and the US President brings equality to all races, creeds, nationalities by triggering them simultaneously, then shit has officially hit the fan. Our shirt says it all: Is this democracy or dementia? It’s so hard to tell these days.
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Unfortunately we no longer ship to the EU. We hope this is temporary so please stay tuned.
I’m shocked to see this for sale from a ‘progressive’ company. I see what you’re going for but in this day and age ‘psycho ward’ should never be considered an appropriate joke. Stigmatising and offensive, I strongly encourage you to remove this item and issue an apology.
Definitely Keep it … It’s a Psycho Ward
How can someone complain about “appropriate” jokes, when reality itself *in this day and age* is inappropriate? When what DT says is inappropriate, when what he does, and how he treats other people (especially minorities) is inappropriate. It doesnt seem like you have ever been in a mental health institution, but people do not wear jailhouse oranges. I am a disabled veteran, I fought for every one of your rights, and now I am standing up for mine. Dont like the shirt? DONT BUY IT. simple. freedom of speech! censorship is ugly! if they took everything that ever offended anyone off the shelves, there would be nothing here. Do you know the looks i get in my “police the police hoodie? I LOVE IT. Deal with it like we all deal with people’s different opinions, like we all deal with the psycho at 1600. sorry for your feelings. (notsorryatall)
As an expat American, I am happy to see any shirt disparaging the current regime. I might feel differently if it were worded as “Psych Ward” instead of “Psycho Ward”. I can see how someone who is psychotic might not like the shirt, but the point is: do you want psychotic people in the White House? I would hope even psychotic people would say “NO”.
Three stars because it’s not as clever as some of your other shirts. You can do better.
If someone is offended by a joke then I guess that means it qualifies as a joke. Keep the shirt on sale, If you don’t like it you don’t have to buy it. The Reichstag Decree is in effect.