All Bastards Cops Are Yoda T-shirt
£20
Forget Jedi mind tricks, Yoda’s spitting facts: ‘Bastards All Cops Are.’ Rebel, we must.
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Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart
UNISEX TEE & TANK
Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
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Fits a bit snug. If in between sizes, please order a size up. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.
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Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
PREMIUM QUALITY COTTON
We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more
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LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
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ALL BASTARDS COPS ARE
Once upon a time, in a galaxy not so far away, nestled amidst the swirling chaos of modern civilisation, there thrived an ancient wisdom. A truth as old as the Force itself, whispered in dark alleys and shouted from rooftops: “All Cops Are Bastards.” It was a mantra whispered in cantinas and scrawled on walls, a message as enduring as the stars themselves.
Master Yoda, the pint-sized prophet of the Force, knew a thing or two about authority. “A badge, wear it one might. Bastards, they still are,” he’d say, his eyes twinkling with the wisdom of ages. Yoda had seen it all—the fall of the Republic, the rise of the Empire. He understood that those who enforced the law often became its most feared wielders.
The sentiment resonated across the galaxy, where every rebel, smuggler, and rogue knew the score: cops were trouble, and not the kind you wanted at your back. In the game of authority, the lesson was clear—question the power, challenge the enforcers, and always be ready to fight the bastards in uniform.
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