Trump, How Do I Despise Thee T-shirt
£20
Oh Trump, how do I despise thee? Let me count the ways…
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Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart
UNISEX TEE & TANK
Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
WOMENS TEE
Fits a bit snug. If in between sizes, please order a size up. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.
SWEAT+HOODIE
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
PREMIUM QUALITY COTTON
We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more
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LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
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ANTI TRUMP T-SHIRT
This poetic tee is for lovers of verse and haters of veiled fascism—those who speak truth in meter and side-eye in prose. Dripping with sarcasm and stitched with disdain, it is the raiment of choice for any knave who would protest and pontificate in proper Shakespearean style.
Whether it be the tempest of tweeting tantrums, the throne of gold most foul, or that cursed tuft—a tragic coiffure that mocks both gravity and grace—this garment doth capture it all with sonnet-level sass and the subtle sting of a bard’s sharp quill.
REVIEWS
2 reviews for Trump, How Do I Despise Thee T-shirt
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EU
FREE SHIPPING OVER €150
12-24 days — €16
5-14 days — €16
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21% VAT applicable at checkout
WORLD
FREE SHIPPING OVER $150
10-18 days — $16
5-18 days — $16
Orders ship from UK
Like the shirt, but wish I knew it ran small, I would have bought larger size.
I love your product, it runs a little big.